- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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