- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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