- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I just threw up..In my pants.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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