- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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