Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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