What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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