- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Barack Obama is a good president.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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