- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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