- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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