- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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