Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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