Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

America

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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