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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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