- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man died.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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