- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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