What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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