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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Chick Norris... Enough said

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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