Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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