- Anti Joke

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Barack Obama is a good president.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.