- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Male leadership.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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