2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What comes after 69? 70

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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