What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Mooses

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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BIG MAC'S

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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