- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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