- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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