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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

womens rights.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Matthew Baker

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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