- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What's red and has wheels? A red car

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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