- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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