- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

So a baby seal walks into a club

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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