- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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