I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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