- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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