There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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sky's sty

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Good afternoon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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