Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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