- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Your gay

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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