- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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