- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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