why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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