If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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