Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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