Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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