- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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