- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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