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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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