A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Women's Rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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