- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

I will create more jobs for americans

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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