- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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