- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

anus

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

whats black? the colour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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