Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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