Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Anti Joke

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