Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Bitch

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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- Helen Keller

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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