- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Double-whammy

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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