- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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