what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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