What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

A American seeking into mexico

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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